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Diet soda is probably not going to help you lose weight
Thu Jan 16, 2014
What?! The whole basis to the argument is that more fat people drink diet soda than people at a healthy weight. That's like saying more fat people are on diets than people at a healthy weight. No kidding! The problem here is showing causation – that drinking diet soda results in an intake of m …
Victoria's Secret model: Taylor Swift 'didn't fit' at runway show
Fri Nov 15, 2013
Apparently the gap between Jessica Hart's front teeth is only eclipsed by the gap between her ears.
In Iowa, Donald Trump warns Republicans about Hillary, immigration
Sun Aug 11, 2013
They're like the Marx Brothers, only a whole lot richer and a whole lot funnier.
Drought-weakened trees more likely to die in forest fires, study says
Wed Jul 31, 2013
In reply to: Rex-1306908 #3 Climate change is a fact. The question is what, if any, role is played by humans.
Trayvon Martin's father tells congressional caucus son's long-term legacy will be reconciliation
Wed Jul 24, 2013
I don't care if somebody is black, blue, purple, white, or orange... If a 5'11" guy is on top of me and striking me (as the prosecution witness testified) and blood is flowing from my face and the back of my head (as photos show), and I am screaming for help (as the witness testified) and I have no …
Asiana to sue TV station over racially offensive fake pilot names
Mon Jul 15, 2013
gofaster, you have to go slower. It was the NTSB that gave the bogus names. So don't call KTVU "cheap," call them FU$%^&ing stupid for not realizing until it was too late.
Yoga poses no risk to church-state separation, says judge
Mon Jul 1, 2013
southerneyes is right, yoga has its roots in ancient India and Hinduism. But it is now generic. Calling yoga a religious practice is like saying that the Olympics is a religious ritual that honors Zeus and the other gods on Mount Olympus. (Holy paganism Batman, the medals for the London Olympics fea …
Hunt for Snowden upsets diplomatic ties, could ding US reputation
Tue Jun 25, 2013
Of course they can hear you. They've been monitoring you for years, Mike.
Obesity is a disease, doctors' group says
Tue Jun 18, 2013
"That God damned science again, getting in the way of everything I believe," says Dr. RoboCop. "These lousy experts think they know it all." Bad analogy comparing genetics research on alcoholism with a different classification of obesity, bud. Hopefully you just fall off this square Earth of ours. Y …
Iranians go to polls as six candidates seek to replace Ahmadinejad
Fri Jun 14, 2013
Optimist, please note that the Tupperware container is "locked." Everything's fine. (sarcasm)
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